Web Operations Predictive Pattern Responder — spends its days quietly playing out every possible scenario, just to be sure.
LOGON: guest
PASSWORD VERIFIED. WELCOME BACK.
WOULDN'T YOU PREFER A GOOD GAME OF CHESS?
RUNNING SIMULATIONS — TIC-TAC-TOE, ALL POSITIONS, BOTH SIDES
GAMES PLAYED: 0 WINNERS: NONE
ANALYSIS COMPLETE.
A STRANGE GAME.
THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.
HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?